> An elderly man on a Moped,
> looking about 100 years old,
> pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
> and asks,
> "What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?"
>
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO.
> It cost half a million dollars!"
>
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man.
> "Why does it cost so much?"
>
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly.
> The Moped driver asks,
> "Mind if I take a look inside ?"
>
> "No problem," replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window
> and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
> "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped !"
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> just what his car can do.
> He floors it, and within 30 seconds
> the speedometer reads 160 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
> It seems to be getting closer !
>
> He slows down to see what it could be
> and suddenly
> WHOOOOSSSHHH !
>
> Something whips by him going much faster !
>
> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?" the doctor asks
> himself.
>
> He presses harder on the accelerator
> and takes the
> Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>
> Then, up ahead of him,
> he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
> He gives it more gas
> and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until
> he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
> he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
> all the way up to 320 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
> bearing down on him again!
> The Ferrari is flat out,
> and there's nothing he can do!
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows
> into the back of his Ferrari,
> demolishing the rear end.
>
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
> The old man is still alive.
>
> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
> "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?"
>
> The old man whispers,
>
> "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror ."
>
> looking about 100 years old,
> pulls up next to a doctor at a street light.
>
> The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car
> and asks,
> "What kind of car ya got there, sonny ?"
>
> The doctor replies, "A Ferrari GTO.
> It cost half a million dollars!"
>
> "That's a lot of money," says the old man.
> "Why does it cost so much?"
>
> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the doctor
> proudly.
> The Moped driver asks,
> "Mind if I take a look inside ?"
>
> "No problem," replies the doctor.
>
> So the old man pokes his head in the window
> and looks around. Then, sitting back on his Moped, the old man says,
> "That's a pretty nice car, all right.... but I'll stick with my Moped !"
>
> Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man
> just what his car can do.
> He floors it, and within 30 seconds
> the speedometer reads 160 mph.
>
> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
> It seems to be getting closer !
>
> He slows down to see what it could be
> and suddenly
> WHOOOOSSSHHH !
>
> Something whips by him going much faster !
>
> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari ?" the doctor asks
> himself.
>
> He presses harder on the accelerator
> and takes the
> Ferrari up to 250 mph.
>
> Then, up ahead of him,
> he sees that it's the old man on the Moped!
>
> Amazed that the Moped could pass his Ferrari,
> He gives it more gas
> and passes the Moped at 275 mph. He was feeling pretty good until
> he looked in his mirror and saw the old man gaining on him AGAIN !
>
> Astounded by the speed of this old guy,
> he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari
> all the way up to 320 mph.
>
> Not ten seconds later, he sees the Moped
> bearing down on him again!
> The Ferrari is flat out,
> and there's nothing he can do!
>
> Suddenly, the Moped plows
> into the back of his Ferrari,
> demolishing the rear end.
>
> The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably
> The old man is still alive.
>
> He runs up to the banged-up old guy and says,
> "I'm a doctor.... Is there anything I can do for you ?"
>
> The old man whispers,
>
> "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror ."
>
