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Most definitely politically incorrect, racist and offensive jokes

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Three dogs are at the vet the first dog says" i chew up my master's shoes that's why i'm here", the second dog says "I pissed all over my masters 1000$ rug that's why i'm here".,The third dog says "My master was taking a shower and when she dropped the towel i jumped on her back and went for the ride of my life" The other dog's asked" is that why your here?" he replied "no im getting my nails trimmed.."
 
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Q: What did Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both had 10 year old crack addictions.
 
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Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding opened a race track.
Tonya does the handicapping and Mike rides the 3 year olds
 
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Why did the Blond get rid of her electric dildo? She kept chipping her teeth.
 
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When did my wife suddenly stop Bitching ???


She hasn't.

(Sadly this is not a joke, but reality )
It's great to me
:pbj :pbj :pbj
 
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Like Sam Kinison said, " Your voice drives me up a wall and I have to drink a six pack of Heinekin to keep from cutting your head off and sticking it in a fucking camera bag." Just stuff you can't say to your wife.
 
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"70 StangMan" said:
When did my wife suddenly stop Bitching ???
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They are born with a mouth and a vagina so they can piss and moan at the same time.

What do 50,000 battered women have in common? They don't know when to shut up.

Why do women get cramps? Because they deserve them.

If they didn't have a pussy there would be a bounty on their heads.

Whats the difference between women and a bowling ball? You can only put 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

:hide :hide :hide
 
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What do you call the worthless piece of skin that surrounds a pussy? A Woman.
 
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"Antlerfiend" said:
What do you call the worthless piece of skin that surrounds a pussy? A Woman.
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:thu :pbj :pbj :thu
 
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Do you know why they call a woman's period PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
 
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes

You know you have a high sperm count when your wife/gf has to chew before she swallows.

fd
 
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why do illegal aliens stink???


so blind people can hate them too...
 
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Do you know why divorces are so expensive? Because they are worth it.
 
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Why do most men die before their wives?

Because they want to.
 
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Currently Santaco are only flying between Mumbai and Christmas Island but hope to introduce further services to Australia later this year.

CASA say they will be trying to stop the planes as they are unsure about there airworthiness.

Spokesmen for both Jetstar and Virgin said that they will not be beaten on price.

A spacious Busness Class is on the upper deck.


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(Christmas Island has a detention centre for illegal immigrants)
 
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes

The teacher tells the kids to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese:

White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."

Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese And she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."

Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told them, "Hey Putos!!! liver alone, cheese my seestur!"

fd
 
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20 years ago we had reagan as president. We also had johnny cash, and bob hope. Now Obama is president and we have no cash and no hope. :wtf
 
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