Why did this guy forget to put up his top at a car wash?

[Fast68back]

I would hit pretty much anything female with two legs that stood still long enough provided there were no strings. Amazing what enough booze will do for a gal's looks.

Two legs was a prerequisite? Didnt stop Paul McCartney

 

[Kats66Pny]

So what you're saying is the prerequisite for most men would be

2 boobs .... a hole .... heartbeat optional ?

 

[RustyRed]

So what you're saying is the prerequisite for most men would be

2 boobs .... a hole .... heartbeat optional ?

Unless were talking about certain folks around here.... then wool and four legs is preferred. :ss

 

[SAC69]

So what you're saying is the prerequisite for most men would be

2 boobs .... a hole .... heartbeat optional ?

Technically, the base criteria is "two tits and a pulse."

 

[Kats66Pny]

Technically, the base criteria is "two tits and a pulse."

But wouldn't you atleast need a hole for..... nevermind. Two boobs could replace that. :amaz

 

[SAC69]

But wouldn't you atleast need a hole for..... nevermind. Two boobs could replace that. :amaz

The presumption is she has normal "equipment."

 

[scedd]

the pulse could be optional, as long as she was still warm

 

[sgtjunior]

So what you're saying is the prerequisite for most men would be

2 boobs .... a hole .... heartbeat optional ?

Christine Applegate is proof you don't even need the boobs

 

[ClassicRecreations]

Wanted to add my 2 cents...

She is an Onion Fuck. You tie her dress over her head then you onion fuck.

:nk

 

[Gigantopithecus]

She's a bit of a butter face...

Wait....she's got a face?

 

[Kats66Pny]

Wanted to add my 2 cents...

She is an Onion Fuck. You tie her dress over her head then you onion fuck.

:nk

:lol

 

[68EFIvert]

Wait....she's got a face?

From what I can see she has two of them. They are quite large.....36D. I never noticed anything above that. :ecit