Aussie67
Well-Known Member
A woman was in labour.
Just as the midwife was about to begin the delivery, the baby stuck it's head out and asked the midwife, "Are you my daddy?"
The astonished midwife was astounded and could only say, "No I'm not"
At this, the baby disappeared back inside.
The midwife called the nurse. The nurse came in and once again, the baby stuck it's head out and asked, Are YOU my daddy?"
"NO. I am not!"
Once again back in he went
At this point hearing all this commotion, the father came in. Once again the little head appeared, and asked "Are YOU my daddy?"
"Yes I am"
The baby pushed a little until it was half out, beckoned the father to come up close. When the father was really up close, the baby reached out and stuck his finger in his fathers eye, and shouted, "Feckin' hurts doesn't it?!"
The astonished midwife was astounded and could only say, "No I'm not"
At this, the baby disappeared back inside.
The midwife called the nurse. The nurse came in and once again, the baby stuck it's head out and asked, Are YOU my daddy?"
"NO. I am not!"
Once again back in he went
At this point hearing all this commotion, the father came in. Once again the little head appeared, and asked "Are YOU my daddy?"
"Yes I am"
The baby pushed a little until it was half out, beckoned the father to come up close. When the father was really up close, the baby reached out and stuck his finger in his fathers eye, and shouted, "Feckin' hurts doesn't it?!"
