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Joke of the day - Add your jokes here
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Aussie67
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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and took a sh*t on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of sh*t, he began to realize how warm he was.
The sh*t was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow sh*t, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shxts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!!.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and took a sh*t on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of sh*t, he began to realize how warm he was.
The sh*t was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow sh*t, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shxts on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep sh*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!!.