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Aussie67
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The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he knows when he's really in trouble.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, "An ambulance."
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
Aussie67
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Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."
"Did he get anything?" his mate asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of crushed nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."
"Did he get anything?" his mate asked.
"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of crushed nuts.
The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."