scedd
Well-Known Member
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she
wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were
too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted
that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found
2 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged,
she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you
not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told
her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that
the first rose was from him:
"I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself."
"And what about the second rose?" she asked.
"That's from silverblueBP. He wanted to
thank you for his new ears.
:lol