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Two polar bears, a father and son, are walking around in the Arctic. The son looks at the father and says, ”Dad, I've got a question. Are you sure I am 100% polar bear?”
The father looks at his son and says, “Yes son, you're 100% polar bear”
“OK” the son says.
They keep walking and about 20 min later the son again says: “Are you sure I am 100% polar bear?”
The father again says, “Yes son, you’re 100% polar bear”
“OK” says the son.
About 30 min later the son says, “OK dad, be serious. Are you sure I am 100% polar bear. Are You sure there is no black bear or grizzly bear in me?”
“Yes son you're 100% polar bear. I am 100% polar bear and so is your mother. Why do you keep asking son?”
The son says, “Well I don’t know about you but I am bloody freezing”​
 
When Neil Armstrong did his moon walk as he was climbing up the ladder to the capsule, he stopped halfway and turned towards the earth and said, good luck Mr. Gorski.
When they arrived back on earth NASA asked him what he meant when he said that. I can't tell you that Neil replied.
For years every time he did a interview he would get asked the same question and always give the same answer.
One day in Dallas, Texas he once again was asked that question. Well, he said, I can now answer that question because Mr. Gorski has passed.
Many years ago my mate Billy and I were playing baseball in the backyard and Billy hit a flyball which landed in the neighbours, Mr and Mrs Gorski's yard right under their bedroom window. As I picked up the ball I could hear Mrs. Gorski yelling, Blow job, blow job. You'll get a blow job when the kid next door walks on the freken moon!
 
After 40 years as a gynecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard.

The day of the final exam came and John worried if he would be able to complete the test with the same proficiency as his younger classmates. Most of the students completed their exam in two hours. John, on the other hand, took the entire four hours allotted.

The following day, John was delighted and surprised to see a score of 150% for his exam. John spoke to his professor after class. "I never dreamed I could do this well on the exam. How did I earn a score of 150%?"

The professor replied, "I gave you 50% for perfectly disassembling the car engine. I awarded another 50% for perfectly reassembling the engine. I gave you an additional 50% for having done all of it through the muffler."​
 
Two scientists were discussing their latest behaviour-modification research. “We’ve started something new,” said the first scientist. “For some of our more dangerous experiments, we’re now using lawyers.”
“Lawyers?” questioned her colleague. “But we’ve always used rats.”
“Well, you know how it is. You get so attached to the rats.”​
 
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