Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
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Most definitely politically incorrect, racist and offensive jokes
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Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
The costume party
A man went to his friend's costume party wearing nothing but a pair of pants.
His friend asks "I give up, what are you supposed to be?"
"Why, I'm a premature ejaculation" he replies.
His buddy asks "Okay, but where are your shirt and boots?"
"I just came in my pants"
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The costume party
A man went to his friend's costume party wearing nothing but a pair of pants.
His friend asks "I give up, what are you supposed to be?"
"Why, I'm a premature ejaculation" he replies.
His buddy asks "Okay, but where are your shirt and boots?"
"I just came in my pants"
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scedd
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Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
The same costume party
There was another bloke there who was naked and his girlfriend was on his back.
He said "I came as a turtle"
He was asked why was his girlfriend on his back.
He said
"This is Michelle"
The same costume party
There was another bloke there who was naked and his girlfriend was on his back.
He said "I came as a turtle"
He was asked why was his girlfriend on his back.
He said
"This is Michelle"
scedd
Well-Known Member
Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
I went out last night, and got really wasted.
I woke up next to a fat bird who was snoring and farting.
At least I got home OK!!
*******
The wife's back on the warpath again,
Last night she was up for making a "home movie" &
All I did was suggest that we should hold auditions for her part!!
*******
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.
*******
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
*******
After both suffering from depression for a while,
me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, to heck with it, I'll soldier on.
*******
I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!
I panicked; I didn’t know what to do.
Then I remembered that McDonald's serves breakfast until 11.30.
I went out last night, and got really wasted.
I woke up next to a fat bird who was snoring and farting.
At least I got home OK!!
*******
The wife's back on the warpath again,
Last night she was up for making a "home movie" &
All I did was suggest that we should hold auditions for her part!!
*******
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles.
My next crap could spell disaster.
*******
I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night.
Or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.
*******
After both suffering from depression for a while,
me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday.
But strangely enough, once she killed herself I started to feel a lot better.
So I thought, to heck with it, I'll soldier on.
*******
I woke up this morning at 8, and could smell something was wrong.
I got downstairs and found the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!
I panicked; I didn’t know what to do.
Then I remembered that McDonald's serves breakfast until 11.30.
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
Three blonde sisters went to a garage sale and and bought a Genie lamp and took it home. When they got home the Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were more intelligent." So the Genie turned her into redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette. The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So the Genie turned her into a man.
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Three blonde sisters went to a garage sale and and bought a Genie lamp and took it home. When they got home the Genie came out and said: "I will grant three wishes, one for each of you." The first said, "I wish I were more intelligent." So the Genie turned her into redhead. The second blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than her." She became a brunette. The third blonde said, "I wish I were smarter than both of them." So the Genie turned her into a man.
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Anonymous
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Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
Finally have one to post, heard this yesterday from my business neighbor.
Girl goes to see her gynecologist and asks: Doc, can I get pregnant from having anal sex? Doc replies: Where do you think lawyers come from??
Finally have one to post, heard this yesterday from my business neighbor.
Girl goes to see her gynecologist and asks: Doc, can I get pregnant from having anal sex? Doc replies: Where do you think lawyers come from??
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
Jet Black on hold:
Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the non-racist version of "Snow White," has been put on hold.
All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Pimp, and Wog have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because it offends black prostitutes.
They also say they have no fucking intention of singing "It's off to work we go.
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Jet Black on hold:
Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black," the non-racist version of "Snow White," has been put on hold.
All of the 7 dwarfs: Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Forger, Drive By, Pimp, and Wog have refused to sing "Hi Ho" because it offends black prostitutes.
They also say they have no fucking intention of singing "It's off to work we go.
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Anonymous
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Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
My racist daughter sent me this one.....
My racist daughter sent me this one.....
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"67 evil eleanor" said:
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these are pretty rough...but looking at the jesus picture one...they aren't not too bad
whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of black people?
You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Heres one to tell at fancy social meetings,
How do you make a 4 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.- :hide
these are pretty rough...but looking at the jesus picture one...they aren't not too bad
whats the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of black people?
You cant unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Heres one to tell at fancy social meetings,
How do you make a 4 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.- :hide
Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
what do you call an asian with one leg?
Tie Won Shoo
where do jewish kids with ADD go?
concentration camp
why dont asians get cataracts?
they prefer rincolns
what's good about an ethiopain blowjob?
you know she'll swallow
what do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf blind and mute girl
break her fingers so she can't tell her mom
what did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
I feel like a kid again
why did god give women 3 more brain cells than a cow?
so they dont shit on the floor while doing dishes
what do you call an asian with one leg?
Tie Won Shoo
where do jewish kids with ADD go?
concentration camp
why dont asians get cataracts?
they prefer rincolns
what's good about an ethiopain blowjob?
you know she'll swallow
what do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf blind and mute girl
break her fingers so she can't tell her mom
what did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
I feel like a kid again
why did god give women 3 more brain cells than a cow?
so they dont shit on the floor while doing dishes
Dennis Harrelson
Member
Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
The rest of 'em are pretty funny, though.
Dude, when a joke's so awful even I cringe, it's bad. Real bad."S8NS 289" said:
The rest of 'em are pretty funny, though.
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
I tried to watch some old videos of Angelina Jolie with her tits out on YouTube.
But they'd been removed.
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I tried to watch some old videos of Angelina Jolie with her tits out on YouTube.
But they'd been removed.
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Anonymous
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Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
You'd still hit it......................................
I would!
You'd still hit it......................................
I would!
Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
NFL update...
The American Indian Counsel has requested that the National Football League disassociate itself from Indian names.
Therefore, the Washington Redskins will change their name to the Washington Foreskins in honor of all the pricks in Washington DC, effective immediately.
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NFL update...
The American Indian Counsel has requested that the National Football League disassociate itself from Indian names.
Therefore, the Washington Redskins will change their name to the Washington Foreskins in honor of all the pricks in Washington DC, effective immediately.
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dodgestang
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Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
So this brother and sister are having sex.
The sister says "Wow, you're a lot better than daddy is!"
The brother says "Really? Mom says the same thing!"
So this brother and sister are having sex.
The sister says "Wow, you're a lot better than daddy is!"
The brother says "Really? Mom says the same thing!"
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Anonymous
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Re: Most definately politically incorect, racist and offensive jokes
Must be a New York thing!
"dodgestang" said:
Must be a New York thing!
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:shrug :shrug :shrug"silverblueBP" said: